Losing Guide ( yep ! how to lose in best way ! )

[BigSmile]

Tired of being a tryhard / sweat ? Want to rest in peace ? oh I shouldn't have said that , anyways . Want to rest a bit and get you winstreak down ? Mate ! this post is for you !



Tip : Don't read this if you lose every game before reading this guide



Step 1 . Defend your bed with 1 layer of wool , this may sound stupid but this will actually work !
Step 2 . Chat with toxicity and say to everyone " You bad " , " GL ( giant L ) etc .
Step 3 . Bridge towards your neighbour island and Die to him.
Step 4. Chat with more toxicity and say " MY BROTHER SLIPPED MY HAND "

( At this point he thinks you are too easy to be killed )

Step 5. When he comes for your bed , Kill him
Step 6 . Repeat 5th step 2 times .
Step 7. Let him break your bed
Step 8. Pillar up and say to him " I will not die to you ! " and jump off ! to the void ! ...

THE END


[ Unlocked Secret ending ]

 

[BigSmile]

Thank me later
waiting for this to be on " not so helpful " prefix

 

[MaybeItsDestiny_]

Waiting for this to be on "Nonsense" prefix.

 

[BigSmile]

Waiting for this to be on "Nonsense" prefix.

YEP ! me too ( don't ban me for misleading/shitpost jartex )

 

[ignOwi]

I love it!MOM!I think I discovered my new life style!

 

[DrugAdikYT]

Imagine defending your bed, couldn't be me

 

[BigSmile]

Imagine defending your bed, couldn't be me

ikr ! it is stupid ! but it works in the end

 

[TheDynamicGamer]

Tired of being a tryhard / sweat ? Want to rest in peace ? oh I shouldn't have said that , anyways . Want to rest a bit and get you winstreak down ? Mate ! this post is for you !



Tip : Don't read this if you lose every game before reading this guide



Step 1 . Defend your bed with 1 layer of wool , this may sound stupid but this will actually work !
Step 2 . Chat with toxicity and say to everyone " You bad " , " GL ( giant L ) etc .
Step 3 . Bridge towards your neighbour island and Die to him.
Step 4. Chat with more toxicity and say " MY BROTHER SLIPPED MY HAND "

( At this point he thinks you are too easy to be killed )

Step 5. When he comes for your bed , Kill him
Step 6 . Repeat 5th step 2 times .
Step 7. Let him break your bed
Step 8. Pillar up and say to him " I will not die to you ! " and jump off ! to the void ! ...

THE END


[ Unlocked Secret ending ]

i have a smaller yet more efficient tip,

step 1. flat bridge to first rush
2. go back to your base and hide
3. wait for bed to get broken
4. jump off the map as soon as the enemy sees you ( to trigger him and have fun) lol

 

[BigSmile]

i have a smaller yet more efficient tip,

step 1. flat bridge to first rush
2. go back to your base and hide
3. wait for bed to get broken
4. jump off the map as soon as the enemy sees you ( to trigger him and have fun) lol

this removes some of the methods I mentioned that would trigger him even more but noice

 

[AndyIsCool5463]

Hey blazetharkidrs this is the guide for u man.