Losing Guide ( yep ! how to lose in best way ! )

[BigSmile]

Tired of being a tryhard / sweat ? Want to rest in peace ? oh I shouldn't have said that , anyways . Want to rest a bit and get you winstreak down ? Mate ! this post is for you !



Tip : Don't read this if you lose every game before reading this guide



Step 1 . Defend your bed with 1 layer of wool , this may sound stupid but this will actually work !
Step 2 . Chat with toxicity and say to everyone " You bad " , " GL ( giant L ) etc .
Step 3 . Bridge towards your neighbour island and Die to him.
Step 4. Chat with more toxicity and say " MY BROTHER SLIPPED MY HAND "

( At this point he thinks you are too easy to be killed )

Step 5. When he comes for your bed , Kill him
Step 6 . Repeat 5th step 2 times .
Step 7. Let him break your bed
Step 8. Pillar up and say to him " I will not die to you ! " and jump off ! to the void ! ...

THE END


[ Unlocked Secret ending ]

 

[CoolDude89]

Tired of being a tryhard / sweat ? Want to rest in peace ? oh I shouldn't have said that , anyways . Want to rest a bit and get you winstreak down ? Mate ! this post is for you !



Tip : Don't read this if you lose every game before reading this guide



Step 1 . Defend your bed with 1 layer of wool , this may sound stupid but this will actually work !
Step 2 . Chat with toxicity and say to everyone " You bad " , " GL ( giant L ) etc .
Step 3 . Bridge towards your neighbour island and Die to him.
Step 4. Chat with more toxicity and say " MY BROTHER SLIPPED MY HAND "

( At this point he thinks you are too easy to be killed )

Step 5. When he comes for your bed , Kill him
Step 6 . Repeat 5th step 2 times .
Step 7. Let him break your bed
Step 8. Pillar up and say to him " I will not die to you ! " and jump off ! to the void ! ...

THE END


[ Unlocked Secret ending ]

I thought you were going to kill the neighbor player, break his bed, and claim the final kill. This would still give you points and would be a quite fast game.

 

[MerhusDagon]

Such a shit good guide! I'll use this next time!

 

[BigSmile]

Hey blazetharkidrs this is the guide for u man.

Lumin0us you have a companion , maybe even your son

 

[tropicalbrit]

It will help i just know it

 

[CHURAN_1243]

say in chat first to final kill me wins a 1000$ lol all will come and kill you you will become spectator than no one know when you give him 1 grand

 

[BigSmile]

say in chat first to final kill me wins a 1000$ lol all will come and kill you you will become spectator than no one know when you give him 1 grand

it would be a shame though to lose to one of them ( see the title , it says in the best way )

 

[not_Nuggets]

Hey blazetharkidrs this is the guide for u man.

A man of culture, you have mine and Lumin0us s respect!

Nice guide though, although I will never be using it

 

[BigSmile]

A man of culture, you have mine and Lumin0us s respect!

Nice guide though, although I will never be using it

this is for tryhards / sweats who just want to mess around . btw congrats on trial

 

[mmmDoughnutzzz]

Tired of being a tryhard / sweat ? Want to rest in peace ? oh I shouldn't have said that , anyways . Want to rest a bit and get you winstreak down ? Mate ! this post is for you !



Tip : Don't read this if you lose every game before reading this guide



Step 1 . Defend your bed with 1 layer of wool , this may sound stupid but this will actually work !
Step 2 . Chat with toxicity and say to everyone " You bad " , " GL ( giant L ) etc .
Step 3 . Bridge towards your neighbour island and Die to him.
Step 4. Chat with more toxicity and say " MY BROTHER SLIPPED MY HAND "

( At this point he thinks you are too easy to be killed )

Step 5. When he comes for your bed , Kill him
Step 6 . Repeat 5th step 2 times .
Step 7. Let him break your bed
Step 8. Pillar up and say to him " I will not die to you ! " and jump off ! to the void ! ...

THE END


[ Unlocked Secret ending ]

Step 9. Get reported for caps lock and eventually get banned

 

[bene_e]

step 10: rage quit after u lose!