So here today I will guide you through with pure excellence on how to beat donors on KITPVP!
1 - Become friends with them, then backstab them once they have full trust in you and built years of friendship.
2 - Get good at pvp!
3 - After spending hour after hour in practice, Sleep deprived day after day. Your training has come down to this moment: you fight a fellow donor, All is going well until you get hit with the sudden realisation that your back at spawn with all of your stuff gone.
4 - Buy loads of invis potions, wait until the donor is afk and strike with brute force. I sometimes deadlift a quick 2000 pounds before attempting this move.
5 - Dream of beating them.
6 - Go to church.
7 - Scavenge irritably around thousands of pieces of starter loot to finally find an immortal sword. This is your chance to get revenge back! "Come on, I'm still in combat. Yes finally, 15 seconds encounting, 10 Seconds left and I can secure this sweet piece of jewellery nice and tight in my chest. 5.. 4.. 3.." *I gasp* An almighty donor draws his sword back with a grin and slashes down on my poor soul. Back at spawn.
8 - Buy a donor rank
1 - Become friends with them, then backstab them once they have full trust in you and built years of friendship.
2 - Get good at pvp!
3 - After spending hour after hour in practice, Sleep deprived day after day. Your training has come down to this moment: you fight a fellow donor, All is going well until you get hit with the sudden realisation that your back at spawn with all of your stuff gone.
4 - Buy loads of invis potions, wait until the donor is afk and strike with brute force. I sometimes deadlift a quick 2000 pounds before attempting this move.
5 - Dream of beating them.
6 - Go to church.
7 - Scavenge irritably around thousands of pieces of starter loot to finally find an immortal sword. This is your chance to get revenge back! "Come on, I'm still in combat. Yes finally, 15 seconds encounting, 10 Seconds left and I can secure this sweet piece of jewellery nice and tight in my chest. 5.. 4.. 3.." *I gasp* An almighty donor draws his sword back with a grin and slashes down on my poor soul. Back at spawn.
8 - Buy a donor rank
