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Hi random stranger, I am also a random stranger and I am the advertiser of the product that is futuristic and amazing called the YANKET.
If you're anything like me, the number one problem in your life is that you can’t MASTERBATE just anywhere. But now you can,
Introducing the YANKET, the only blanket with built-in decoy arms. Our patented process makes it look like you’re holding the remote or sipping a beer.
Meanwhile, your real hands are under the blanket, going to town. But wait, there's more! We have YANKETS for all occasions such as: Sporting events, At the Supermarket, or even at the job.
YANKET,
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If you're anything like me, the number one problem in your life is that you can’t MASTERBATE just anywhere. But now you can,
Introducing the YANKET, the only blanket with built-in decoy arms. Our patented process makes it look like you’re holding the remote or sipping a beer.
Meanwhile, your real hands are under the blanket, going to town. But wait, there's more! We have YANKETS for all occasions such as: Sporting events, At the Supermarket, or even at the job.
YANKET,
The future is now, thanks to SCIENCE.
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