Write a very sad story in 3 words

[Playkoo]

Sad story in 3 words per line

Ate my chips
Need to poop
Whats that smell
Who tf farted
God damn, diarrhea
I'm in hospital
having trouble pooping
Allergic to nuts
I ate nuts
Ate what nuts?
Ate deez nuts
Why did u
I wanna die

 

[Playkoo]

Grandma passed away

 

[Playkoo]

Allah-o-akhbar!

(jk)

 

[Playkoo]

I'm quitting. Goodbye.

 

[Playkoo]

I love you

 

[Playkoo]

Kekw fat L

 

[Playkoo]

Depression rates skyrocketed

 

[XstreamSpeed]

I eat brains

 

[Playkoo]

Cocaine is OP

 

[Playkoo]

I eat brains

I kill zombies