how to fart 2022

[Insane_Shubh]

Step 1. fart

Congrats!

Lmao

 

[JustLoukkaf]

Lmao

hm yes

 

[Polarexian7]

hm yes

Hello. This is Polarexian7's Dad speaking. My son had recently died of gas build up in his body, and told me, as his last words, to "Go to the Jartex Network Forums". After a few days of searching, I came here. Please apologize for my slow way getting here, I am quite new to these websites my son used. Unfortunately, you people gave him the wrong methods and mislead him to throw up on my brand new carpet, give my daughter the flu from sneezing and even him crying. I am not mad, just disappointed. Disappointed that you told him the method, in a secret message consisting of the numbers 4 and 5. Please, next time just give the right methods, I don't want this happening to another family. Thank you.

this is prolly what my dad would say if i died of the inability to fart so yeah btw i found it out myself u just have to go to the toilet

 

[JustLoukkaf]

Hello. This is Polarexian7's Dad speaking. My son had recently died of gas build up in his body, and told me, as his last words, to "Go to the Jartex Network Forums". After a few days of searching, I came here. Please apologize for my slow way getting here, I am quite new to these websites my son used. Unfortunately, you people gave him the wrong methods and mislead him to throw up on my brand new carpet, give my daughter the flu from sneezing and even him crying. I am not mad, just disappointed. Disappointed that you told him the method, in a secret message consisting of the numbers 4 and 5. Please, next time just give the right methods, I don't want this happening to another family. Thank you.

this is prolly what my dad would say if i died of the inability to fart so yeah btw i found it out myself u just have to go to the toilet

i am not gonna read this

 

[Polarexian7]

i am not gonna read this

pls do

 

[JustLoukkaf]

pls do

bruh ok

 

[JustLoukkaf]

Hello. This is Polarexian7's Dad speaking. My son had recently died of gas build up in his body, and told me, as his last words, to "Go to the Jartex Network Forums". After a few days of searching, I came here. Please apologize for my slow way getting here, I am quite new to these websites my son used. Unfortunately, you people gave him the wrong methods and mislead him to throw up on my brand new carpet, give my daughter the flu from sneezing and even him crying. I am not mad, just disappointed. Disappointed that you told him the method, in a secret message consisting of the numbers 4 and 5. Please, next time just give the right methods, I don't want this happening to another family. Thank you.

this is prolly what my dad would say if i died of the inability to fart so yeah btw i found it out myself u just have to go to the toilet

oh nice