How to eat water

[breezyallen]

HI I wanted to eat water but I don't know how please help

 

[Icarus619]

eat ice

 

[Gusto]

eat snow, its better than ice

 

[SubArtTheNew]

yes

 

[breezyallen]

Guys I said how to eat water not ice

 

[bubul]

Try using a fork

 

[iGapy_]

use paper forks and spoons

 

[TDMJ10]

Take A Spoon, A Fork, And Knife. Pour The Water Into A Plate. Stab The Water With Your Knife. Then "Dip" your Spoon Into It. Take A Slurp Then Give Your Compliments To The Chef. Then, Take Your Knife And Start Cutting The Water, Stab It using Your Fork And Eat Take A Bite And Chew Slowly, And Appreciate The Taste Of The Excellent Water The Chef Has Given You. Let The Taste Engulf You, Let The Water Fill Your Stomach, Your Stomach Will Rumble, It Wants More. Continue Stabbing And Eating The Water With Your Fork And Knife Until There's Little Water Left And Then Use A Spoon To Slurp The Rest. Trust Me it's Worth The Taste. Then Tip The Waiter A 100$ And Leave The Restaurant, Also Remember To Give It A 5 Star Review On Google Maps.

 

[Icarus619]

freeze the water then eat it, no its not called ice its called frozen water

 

[Swervinng]

One Word "

Spoon