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[Yanique1]

(this was a trick, but now that you’re here) weirdest but best pickup line, GO!

 

[PotsFast]

f you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

 

[Yanique1]

if you were a booger i’d pick you first

 

[IgnSammy]

You must be copper because I always CU in my dreams.

 

[Playkoo]

Hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

 

[Yuu]

Wanna fuck?

 

[Playkoo]

You're like the children in my basement... easy to wanna fuck.

 

[Playkoo]

You're like the children in my basement... easy to wanna fuck.

My dad asked me why FBI is outside the house

 

[MerhusDagon]

Are you my dad, because I'm missing you.

 

[bene_e]

Hey...